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  • Posted on 05/16/2016 by KrysClavicle   
    I shot for the glasses contest! I've never done a nude set before but I really need some new glasses!

    Lemme know what you think!

    Much Love,

  • Posted on 01/31/2016 by justice91423   

    I have a bunch of new sets available in the store this weekend.
    If you have a minute, come take a look.


  • Posted on 01/18/2016 by KrysClavicle   
    My new set with Rabid is out! I love it and I hope you love it too! Its in the cake contest!


  • Posted on 12/08/2015 by KrysClavicle   
    check out why they call me bubble butt:

    Thanks !

  • Posted on 08/04/2015 by KrysClavicle   
    I just released another set! I think its my best one yet!
    would love to hear some feedback ;)

    Thank you!

  • Posted on 07/28/2015 by Carole_Lyne   
    Want to see my T and A how about some that are THFZ? ;)

  • Posted on 02/01/2015 by KrysClavicle   
    Im back Im back! First set in a loooong time. And its lucky number 13! Come check it out, me and the photographer have a lot in store for you!

  • Posted on 06/06/2014 by Dekilah   
    Hi there ^_^ How are you? I hope you are doing well.

    Oh, and I have a new set out! It features my little bum in all its glory ^_~

  • Posted on 11/10/2013 by Amarena   
    Check your email for goodies! Thanks for the support on Poolside Party! :)

  • Posted on 05/04/2013 by PixiePie   
    HAHAH I love that pic!

  • Posted on 04/09/2013 by PixiePie   
    Thanks so much for your votes! *~*~*~ <3

  • Posted on 03/23/2013 by PixiePie   
    Hey honey. You've got mail!

  • Posted on 03/18/2013 by PixiePie   
    Hey hon. Sent you a PM....Let me know what you think, ok?

  • Posted on 03/01/2013 by PixiePie   
    Thanks for the add! What's in yer fridge?

  • Posted on 03/04/2013 by funkensteiner   
    yogurt, almond milk, egg whites, beer and other health foods.

  • Posted on 03/04/2013 by PixiePie   
    Wow. You are a better person than me LOL. In my fridge? Left over pizza, left over wings, and FAR too many condiments.

  • Posted on 03/06/2013 by funkensteiner   
    I have to watch what I eat for health reasons. Wish I could eat what I wanted. I envy your fridge.

  • Posted on 03/06/2013 by PixiePie   
    Uh oh. I hope you don't have one of those gluten allergies. My friend has that and it sucks.

  • Posted on 02/02/2013 by nfernography   
    Thanks for the votes!! :D

  • Posted on 11/30/2012 by Amarena   
    Thanks for your votes! Just sent you your goodies! :)

  • Posted on 12/01/2012 by funkensteiner   
    muchas gracias!

  • Posted on 11/18/2012 by toxicdiva   
    I love your profile photo, what is on your hat? How is your weekend?

  • Posted on 11/21/2012 by funkensteiner   
    Thanks. The hat says "made in Akron" in spanish.

  • Posted on 11/25/2012 by toxicdiva   
    Spanish is one of my favourite languages!

  • Posted on 08/29/2012 by KrysClavicle   
    Please check out my new set, I really step out of my comfort zone with this one. Depending on the reception I think I may keep where I'm going up. ;)
    And its in the Butt of course contest!
    Thanks a ton!

  • Posted on 08/29/2012 by KrysClavicle   
    Please check out my new set, I really step out of my comfort zone with this one. Depending on the reception I think I may keep where I'm going up. ;)
    And its in the Butt of course contest!
    Thanks a ton!

  • Posted on 08/20/2012 by KrysClavicle   
    flowers grow out of dirt too.

  • Posted on 08/17/2012 by Dekilah   
    How are you? Any fun plans for the weekend?

  • Posted on 07/18/2012 by funkensteiner   

  • Posted on 07/03/2012 by toxicdiva   
    Hope you have a great 4th of July!!!

  • Posted on 07/03/2012 by KrysClavicle   
    OK its here! My first set since I had sinus surgery. Im so happy to be back! I hope you share the same sentiments and enjoy my newest set!
    I love it because its a slice of life set. Just me being cute doing how I usually do before a test. Wont you join me for some cramming?


  • Posted on 05/17/2012 by KrysClavicle   
    TOONAMI IS COMING BACK!!!! what shows were your favorites and what do you wanna see?

  • Posted on 04/29/2012 by Guns   
    Check out my new set 'Raw Sugar' and let me know what you think!!

    Xo. Guns

  • Posted on 04/27/2012 by EnglishBabs   
    Love your profile pic! Have a gret weekend!

  • Posted on 03/10/2012 by KrysClavicle   
    it happened again!
    I have a new set, its in the shoe contest.
    its one part shoes, one part booty, with a dash of some of my flexibility.
    hope you enjoy! id love to hear what you think!

  • Posted on 03/01/2012 by KrysClavicle   
    I have a new set up in the fashionably fetish prize. If you have a fetish for uniforms you are most definitely going to want to check this one out.


  • Posted on 02/27/2012 by funkensteiner   
    Thanks.. it's the result of free time and Turkish coffee.

  • Posted on 02/14/2012 by KrysClavicle   
    come check out my newest set?

  • Posted on 02/15/2012 by funkensteiner   
    yep. voted.

  • Posted on 02/22/2012 by KrysClavicle   

  • Posted on 02/15/2012 by funkensteiner   
    it's a reasonable substitute for pancakes. I at least try to eat somewhat healthy.

  • Posted on 01/22/2012 by KrysClavicle   
    its too quiet around here...

  • Posted on 01/01/2012 by SadPenguin   
    Interesting profile. =)

  • Posted on 12/19/2011 by Chloe Von Creepy   
    I just love your name! lol (I love maple brown sugar oatmeal too!!)

  • Posted on 12/15/2011 by Gwendolyn   
    Have I been naughty or nice this year? Well why don't you come find out! 10 votes gets all the bonus images and 25 gets you a video. Then you can be the judge ;)


  • Posted on 11/10/2011 by Gwendolyn   
    Miss (Speak No) Evil is up in the Top Photography contest. I really love this set and we worked super hard on it. I'd like to see it get 1000 votes so check my wall for super hot incentives.

  • Posted on 10/20/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    nice cat!

  • Posted on 10/13/2011 by Gwendolyn   
    Can I tempt you with my garden of eden set? I went the whole 9 yards with a snake, an apple, a fig leave costume and a beautiful garden. No one should miss this!


  • Posted on 10/05/2011 by Gwendolyn   
    Leather! Boots! Whips! Chains! Yep, It's all there. Come see why my entry in the Leather contest is my highest voted set of all my 42 sets! You will not be disappointed!


  • Posted on 09/14/2011 by Gwendolyn   
    Hey, come join me for some Vaudeville! I've halved the votes on incentives packages for a short time so come take advantage!


  • Posted on 08/29/2011 by KatdeGPhotos   
    Thanks for accepting my request! Happy to be here and meeting so many new people!

  • Posted on 08/09/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    I have brought metal to the guitar contest (and my red hair)
    please check it out and lemme know if you like.

    10 votes on ikon will get you a high resolution wallpaper of the headstock and my butt as seen in the set!

    i like your new picture!!

  • Posted on 07/23/2011 by EnglishBabs   
    Good to see you back! Where have you been?

  • Posted on 06/29/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    howdy dear thanks for the votes. how have you been?

  • Posted on 06/15/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    how so?

  • Posted on 06/15/2011 by ShaninJean   
    hello darlin', I love the profile photo!

  • Posted on 06/14/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    sounds fun, you ever consider shaving your burns in to lightning bolts

  • Posted on 06/13/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    how are you dear?

  • Posted on 06/05/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    oh god, amish beards are way to flamable for your good. Tame the tresses!

  • Posted on 06/04/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    your side burns are impecable and wish to stroke them

  • Posted on 06/01/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    im not too sure either, all I know is I need my 401k rolled over in a manner where I dont have to touch it (because then they will tax my ass!) and Roth has some great helpful bankers. Ill be leaving my job in a few weeks so Im working on it. Sitll way to much time is not my own yet. :(

  • Posted on 06/01/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    lol same here, you should invest in a roth IRA. I heard they make money hand over fist. Thats where im rolling over my 401k. LOL your boss sounds like alot of things. I can go on for a while about mine, hes a weird character.

  • Posted on 06/01/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    thats crazy, me too. Im one of the best at my office. can run circles around that crap. I work in oil. my boss on the other hand I believe hes half bear.

  • Posted on 06/01/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    you work with SAP too??

  • Posted on 06/01/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    yeah, it certantly dosent sound savory! lamfo I wish, I gotta earn my own bacon. :P Im a desk jokey, how about you?

  • Posted on 05/31/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    hey cutie, how are you?

  • Posted on 05/16/2011 by ChryseisDawn   
    *Thank you for being a friend* :) <3

  • Posted on 05/06/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    hi new friend! thanks for the add and pleased to meet you!

  • Posted on 04/30/2011 by Gwendolyn   
    Hey, I'm just passing through to say hi. Have you checked out my Bettie Page set? I'd love to hear what you think :)

  • Posted on 10/08/2010 by adrian_louise   
    thanks for accepting new friend! maybe take a look at my set for the tattoo contest? cheers!

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