GordonGuano is thinking that Vanilla Ice is an underappreciated philosopher/genius and it's ME that's the idiot





About Me

I'm neat and well organized. I'm carefully groomed. I like talking to whoever will listen. I'm social, but not in a digital kind of way. In short, if I lived in the time of hunters and gatherers, I'd be one of the few men assigned to "gathering" duties.


I do stuff with numbers and a crystal ball.

My Superpower

See occupation above

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  • Posted on 11/14/2014 by Dekilah   
    Would you like one of my special holiday cards? And maybe one of my cute little handmade mini hedgehogs made just for you? Head on over to my wall to see my special holiday incentives ^_^

    I also wanted to personally invite you to check out the new Zivity forums (if you're not already there) where you can come get to know me and a ton of other Artists even better: https://forum.zivity.com/ ^_^

  • Posted on 10/13/2014 by Dekilah   
    I have a sensuous set entered into the Flip Book prize featuring some cute vintage stockings ^_~ I'd love to know what you think of it and there are incentives on my wall

  • Posted on 07/16/2014 by zerotia   
    hope youre well!

  • Posted on 06/24/2014 by Dekilah   
    Just one week left in June, wow! Time seems to be flying this month for me! How are things going for you?

  • Posted on 06/23/2014 by Eleanor   
    Hi Dear! I'm back on Zivity and would love to catch up! <3

  • Posted on 06/06/2014 by Dekilah   
    Hi there ^_^ How are you? I hope you are doing well.

    Oh, and I have a new set out! It features my little bum in all its glory ^_~ https://www.zivity.com/models/Dekilah/photosets/63

  • Posted on 01/26/2014 by RiannNova   
    How was your weekend?? Keeping warm if you got a ton of snow like we did?? If not, Maybe this set will help warm you up!!
    My Newest Set: "What the Babysitter Found" is mine and Cladonia's newest sexy collaboration!! And it is in for the Bookworm Prize! See what naughty things the babysitter found after she put the kids to bed.. ;-)

  • Posted on 11/21/2013 by missrosey   
    Thank you for accepting my friend request, hope your day is good! talk to you soon, xoxo -Rosey

  • Posted on 11/15/2013 by minuitstorm   
    Hope you're having a great weekend! If you'd like, take a look at my two latest sets and let me know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/minuitstorm/photosets/21 and http://www.zivity.com/models/minuitstorm/photosets/22

  • Posted on 10/24/2013 by GordonGuano   
    Ha ha! Quite right. His genius was knowing only two people in the world know that he was ripping off Queen and David Bowie - you and me. And only a handful more know who Vanilla Ice is!

  • Posted on 10/20/2013 by Teva   
    Thank you for accepting my friend request! I hope you are doing well ♥

  • Posted on 10/19/2013 by KatrinaWhite   
    Hey Sweetie, how are you?
    I'm so excited I finally have a new set published. I hope you'll come to my profile and check it out :)

  • Posted on 10/18/2013 by minuitstorm   
    Thanks for the friend request. If you'd like, take a look at my newest set and let me know what you think: http://www.zivity.com/models/minuitstorm/photosets/18


  • Posted on 10/18/2013 by pdxexotic   
    Thank you very much for accepting my friend request!

  • Posted on 10/17/2013 by MissLoLo   
    hi there :) thanks so much for being friends! stop by anytime <3
    . . . giggity! :D

  • Posted on 10/16/2013 by sobootyful   
    Thanks for the friendship! I hope you enjoy my work with the lovely ladies here! xo

  • Posted on 10/09/2013 by RazorCandi   
    Ice Ice Baby!

  • Posted on 07/28/2013 by Eleanor   
    Hey you! I have a new set up if you're interested! ;)

  • Posted on 07/23/2013 by Avonelle   
    Thank you for accepting my friend request! I hope you are having a beautiful week filled with all of the adventures and laughter and smiles! :)

  • Posted on 07/18/2013 by Crystallized   
    Thank you for your friendship! Hope you like my first and new set: http://www.zivity.com/models/Crystallized/photosets/1. Let me know what you think! :)

  • Posted on 07/03/2013 by RiannNova   
    Hey honey! Just though you might like to check out my newest set called "The Day After". It's pretty scary stuff!!! ;-)

  • Posted on 06/22/2013 by Eleanor   
    Hey there! I hope your weekend is going well so far!

  • Posted on 06/22/2013 by RiannNova   
    Hey there! Thanks for accepting my add!
    Don't forget to check out my VERY First self-shot set! There are only 5 days left to get your votes in and I would love to hear what you think!
    Thanks again hun :-)
    Much Love,

  • Posted on 06/17/2013 by Eleanor   
    Thank you so much for accepting my friend request! I would love to know what you think of my sets. :)

  • Posted on 06/17/2013 by GordonGuano   
    As luck would have it, I just did tell you what I thought of your sets! All are excellent but I did give 10 votes for the most recent set.

  • Posted on 06/17/2013 by Eleanor   
    Thank you so much Dear! I just replied to your message. :)

  • Posted on 06/15/2013 by starphire   
    Hey! Thanks so much for the votes ! Nice to meet you!

  • Posted on 06/13/2013 by CruelValentine   
    Thanks so much for the add! How goes it? =)


  • Posted on 06/13/2013 by GordonGuano   
    It goes well CruelValentine - thank YOU for the FR!

  • Posted on 06/13/2013 by KatrinaWhite   
    Thanks for accepting my friend request :) Nice to meet you! Welcome to Zivity! How's your week going?

  • Posted on 06/13/2013 by KatrinaWhite   
    Haha ok so maybe my welcome is a bit late. I shouldn't try to start conversations when I'm sleep deprived :P

  • Posted on 06/13/2013 by GordonGuano   
    Thank YOU! I'm totally cool with sleep deprived rambling! It's my second "superpower"!

  • Posted on 06/14/2013 by KatrinaWhite   
    Haha me too!! :P I'm so excited that i'm finally done with finals and will be able to sleep like a normal person again haha

  • Posted on 06/13/2013 by GordonGuano   
    No, I'm not a psychic. I barely know what the next word out of my mouth will be. But psychic is a good guess, actually!

  • Posted on 06/12/2013 by Ines   
    Thanks for accepting my friend request. Hope you enjoy my sets <3

  • Posted on 06/12/2013 by GordonGuano   
    No, thank YOU! I will check out your sets and I'm sure they're awesome.

  • Posted on 06/13/2013 by Ines   
    Well, you are welcome! I like to think they are awesome ;-)

  • Posted on 05/17/2013 by zerotia   
    have a great weekend!

  • Posted on 04/23/2013 by EnglishBabs   
    Welcome to Zivity, Gordon! I love your Zivity name and About Me. You make me smile!

  • Posted on 04/15/2013 by Caia   
    Thank you so much for the support on my new set <3

  • Posted on 04/11/2013 by zerotia   
    hey, how are you?

  • Posted on 04/11/2013 by GordonGuano   
    I'm good how are you? I just checked out some of your sets. Absolutely stunning! Thanks for the friend request!

  • Posted on 04/11/2013 by zerotia   
    i'm good, thanks :) and thanks for the love on my set <3

  • Posted on 04/11/2013 by GordonGuano   
    Not at all! Thank you for the friend as well! I am not sure which circle of hell Texas is, but I do know it is one of them. I went to Houston in July once and was sure I saw Satan laughing at me as I melted in the heat.

  • Posted on 04/09/2013 by ToriBell   
    thank you for your comment and vote! :)

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