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I am made of old motorcycle parts and scar tissue. I have a soft spot for small fluffy animals. I fall for women that burn my stuff when I leave them. Porn is boring, my life is not. Conan hates it when people talk about themselves in the third person. I have never seen a ninja...neither have you...no one has. Ever. That's kinda the point, if you've seen one, that's not a ninja. I have broken more bones than you have had birthdays. Making love is for frenchmen and old people, I'm Italian, Italians fuck. I hope to die while being eaten by a lion because then I'd get to punch a lion before I die. Stretchpants are the downfall of our society. I am a fan of home surgery involving a bubble bath, strong whiskey, and lots of swear words. My woman is a sexual predator but because she's tiny and cute and has big sad eyes like a small fluffy animal she gets away with shit that would have the rest of us locked up for life. I had my midlife crisis at 15. Women rule the world, they are just nice enough to let us think we are in charge. Men are only here to move furniture, open jars, and hold purses while they talk about us in the bathroom. Sex should involve bruises and limping the next day. I drink so much coffee I can see around corners. Scars on women are hot, scars I leave are hotter. Men should wear nice suits and drink expensive gin, these hipster douchebag fucks in their too tight pants and ironic trucker hats will be the first against the wall when I'm in charge. My woman is a lesbian, and she is turned on by tentacle porn. She keeps me around because I bring her coffee in the morning and for other food preparation needs. In college I majored in philosophy and checking the mail in the morning to find out where you were. Aristotle was an idiot. The Simpsons is genius. I hope to someday own a monkey and a jetpack.

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Conan Soranno is a daikaijū, a fictional Japanese giant monster. He spends most of his time destroying Tokyo with his electric fire breath attack.

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Fueled soley by cigarettes and angst.

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Posted on 12/07/2011 by Addictedimage   
*edit* Wow, even after asking for people to not leave "thanks for the add" comments, people still do it. Do you even bother reading what anyone else has to say, or are you just too busy spamming?
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Please don't leave comments on my wall asking me to look at or vote for a set, it's a sure way to see that I don't. Another thing, don't leave comments thanking me "for the add." I add everyone that requests so It's a bit annoying to have people smearing stuff all over my wall just to show everyone. Really, no offense, but if you really want to communicate something with me send me a message.
Peace love and chicken grease,
Conan

  • Posted on 01/03/2014 by BellaD   
    Happy New Year!! xo

  • Posted on 01/21/2013 by SugarShine   
    Sounds like you need a hug.

  • Posted on 01/21/2013 by SugarShine   
    Sounds like you need a hug.

  • Posted on 01/04/2013 by TheAnthonyHall   
    Dude, is the "no longer a photographer" thing for reals!? I haven't been on here in awhile… if you see this, just want to let you know I always thought your work rocked.

  • Posted on 12/25/2012 by KatrinaWhite   
    Merry Christmas! :)

  • Posted on 12/04/2012 by Trilight   
    New to Zivity. Looking to the successful photographers to show me what to do. You , my friend, have the combination. Love your Sets to Votes ratio!

  • Posted on 10/16/2012 by PhotoDave   
    I went about 8 years without a camera ... when I picked one up again, it was like finding a part of me that I didn't know was missing.

  • Posted on 03/03/2012 by KateEKaboom   
    I don't do this stuff anymore either. I still think you are an amazing artist and i think about your artwork randomly throughout my life. you update above is sad, just wanted to let you know that there is still a fan in this world. I actually haven't been on this site for a year and only came here to show a friend a video of yours.

  • Posted on 02/01/2012 by Annisse   
    Dang you are real & hard!!! Thanks for the add... Lol! J/k great photography you have!!

  • Posted on 01/24/2012 by Jadea   
    I don't care if you don't take pics. Hope your having a good week

  • Posted on 01/14/2012 by SweetSurrender   
    I'm still interested! Just because you sell your camera doesn't mean anything...once an artist, always an artist...it runs through your veins.

  • Posted on 01/05/2012 by Jadea   
    hey hun how are ya

  • Posted on 12/28/2011 by ADRIAN VALENTINE   
    I'm not thanking you for an add or trying to get you to vote for me. I just think your work is amazing & I so wish we could make some magic together. Hit me up if you're ever in my area & we could shoot some smokin sets for the Ziv ;)
    Take care, happy new year!
    Xoxo
    ~A

  • Posted on 12/22/2011 by KrysClavicle   
    7 samauri!
    YES!!!!

  • Posted on 12/15/2011 by Gwendolyn   
    Have I been naughty or nice this year? Well why don't you come find out! 10 votes gets all the bonus images and 25 gets you a video. Then you can be the judge ;)
    http://www.zivity.com/models/Gwendolyn/photosets/50

    xoxo

  • Posted on 12/07/2011 by MontanaRayne   
    Hey there, thanks for accepting my request :)

  • Posted on 11/25/2011 by JuicyBluEyes   
    Happy thanksgiving!

  • Posted on 11/18/2011 by Jadea   
    hey you love the set caged

  • Posted on 11/12/2011 by AlycHope   
    hey darling how are you lately

  • Posted on 11/12/2011 by firedawg225   
    Thanks for the add. It's ok you have some great work. Bet a camera will find your hands again

  • Posted on 11/11/2011 by asiandream   
    Wow thats too bad sorry to hear you stopped shooting. I never shot with you but you were very talented. So what are you doing now?

  • Posted on 11/05/2011 by CherieDeville   
    your work is stunning!

  • Posted on 11/03/2011 by Jadea   
    Hey you how's your week going? Love your work.

  • Posted on 09/28/2011 by fotomark   
    bummer, you do great work. I'm sure things will turn out better for you in the long run.

  • Posted on 09/26/2011 by Cittorae   
    You are still pretty awesome without a camera. I sold both my Nikons to make rent =(

  • Posted on 09/23/2011 by CherieDeville   
    Hi new friend :) how are u?

  • Posted on 09/23/2011 by Hailey87   
    Hey doll!! Just put in my new set "GLOW" check it out and let me know what you think!! :D I am new to this but having a BLAST!!
    http://www.zivity.com/models/Hailey87/photosets/1

  • Posted on 09/13/2011 by ScareCrowe   
    Thank you for accepting my friend request! :)

  • Posted on 09/13/2011 by asiandream   
    Thanks for the friend add. How did you like my first set? You have alot up here and very good

  • Posted on 08/17/2011 by BoldDaniel   
    So... this is a happy day! I have come out of the Darkages with internet connected back on to my PC. To celebrate this vote 10+ on any set and view the entire shoot in Hi-Res, that could be up to 150 images (depending on which set you choose).

  • Posted on 08/08/2011 by CinnomanAngel   
    Your "Parchment Revival" set with Watson is sublime! You're lighting is exquisite and the props are to die for :)

    Cheers!

    CinnomanAngel<3

  • Posted on 07/30/2011 by OkiDokiOkami   
    I'm definitely still interested in staring at your gorgeous images!

  • Posted on 07/19/2011 by Cyan   
    We will always be interested in you as long as you have a chinchilla.

  • Posted on 07/13/2011 by Pirate Photography   
    sad to hear you no longer have a camera, big admirer of your work, I hope you enjoy whatever like brings you next and that you continue in some form of creative endeavour!

  • Posted on 07/13/2011 by JessiTetzloff   
    Wait. What??

  • Posted on 07/13/2011 by chrissydaniels   
    I hope your next venture is as creatively satisfying for you! Best wishes!

  • Posted on 07/13/2011 by nfern   
    we want you even more, now that you're unattainable!! ;)

  • Posted on 07/13/2011 by Kaia   
    My evil plan has worked! Mwuahahahaaaa! *ahem*

  • Posted on 07/09/2011 by BoldDaniel   
    Greetings new friend!

  • Posted on 06/30/2011 by Nile   
    Wow wow wow. I love your work!! Incredible !

  • Posted on 06/29/2011 by Shakikai   
    Soo.. out of curiosity Mister Italian man.. how do you go about setting up set shoots with you? Eh? ;p

  • Posted on 06/08/2011 by Skyee_Line   
    I loved reading your "about me" thanks for the treat. Would love to be shot by you when I get back from Brasil :)

  • Posted on 06/08/2011 by Cyan   
    check out your badges :)

  • Posted on 06/04/2011 by Habana   
    I love reading the dictionary before going to bed, then I have chatty dreams!!! do you also like Krean movies??? you would love 3 iron, it has a number!!!
    and thanks for friending me :-)
    xoxo

  • Posted on 04/23/2011 by Gwendolyn   
    Hey there. I'm just dropping by to say hello and let you know that I have a ridiculously hot set, Banana Split, in the food contest with awesome incentives. Come check it out and let me know what you think :)

  • Posted on 04/20/2011 by lindy_leigh   
    You are a genius!!! I'm a fan of your gift =)

    LL

  • Posted on 04/09/2011 by Just_Lisa   
    Best. About Me. Ever.

  • Posted on 04/05/2011 by TheAnthonyHall   
    This the man, right here...

  • Posted on 03/18/2011 by AaliyahLove   
    your last set is original, creepy, amazing, beautiful, weird and fucking fabulous!

  • Posted on 03/18/2011 by AaliyahLove   
    your last set is original, creepy, amazing, beautiful, weird and fucking fabulous!

  • Posted on 03/13/2011 by csage   
    Hello to you! Thank you for the add :) Hope you are having a great day!

  • Posted on 02/28/2011 by JaydedPixie   
    sa gheimhreadh is so amazing. belfast is just gorgeous. i love that set...its very dreamy. well done!

  • Posted on 02/25/2011 by Spaci   
    you're a dreamy man.

  • Posted on 02/01/2011 by sunnisomer   
    :D Amazing

  • Posted on 01/29/2011 by Mjadams   
    Hi friend, how are you today? ^^

    xooxoo

  • Posted on 01/29/2011 by Iguny   
    love your job!!

  • Posted on 01/24/2011 by (deleted) AnneKitzman   
    If you're image sets are as creative, interesting and fun as your bio ... which, I'm sure they ARE ... I can't wait to see them all. I'm off to take a look! Annie

  • Posted on 01/17/2011 by ADRIAN VALENTINE   
    Woo-hoo!!! Kick them Hipster Douchebags right in the pussies we all KNOW THEY HAVE!!!LOL

  • Posted on 01/17/2011 by ADRIAN VALENTINE   
    Woo-hoo!!! Kick them Hipster Douchebags right in the pussies we all KNOW THEY HAVE!!!LOL

  • Posted on 01/17/2011 by ADRIAN VALENTINE   
    Congrats on ranking!!! So inspirational.....let's get together & blow em outta the water! I just know that you & I would have the chemistry needed to get us some featured sets & win some prizes ;) Lemme know if you're interested.....
    Xoxoxo
    ~Adrian

  • Posted on 01/15/2011 by Shooter   
    Thanks man!

  • Posted on 01/14/2011 by onirico   
    Congratulations for the ranking! you're an inspiration for all us here.

  • Posted on 01/13/2011 by ADRIAN VALENTINE   
    I would so love to collab w/you someday....your work is kickass & most inspiring! I'll burn your stuff any day sweetie LOL
    Xoxo
    ~Adrian
    PS Greek Goddesses FUCK too!

  • Posted on 01/11/2011 by Cyan   
    congrats on photographer of the year by voters.

  • Posted on 01/07/2011 by Trailer   
    would your monkey get to go on your jetpack adventures with you?

  • Posted on 01/02/2011 by onirico   
    Have a great 2011 dude and keep with your amazing art, you are a truly inspiration for everyone!

  • Posted on 12/30/2010 by LadySutton   
    Thanks for the add! And, thanks for making such awesome art!

  • Posted on 12/12/2010 by Jesse Danger   
    I love your sets <3

  • Posted on 12/10/2010 by Evohe   
    you should come up to Portland some time. Your work is amazing :)

  • Posted on 11/29/2010 by PJPaints   
    Hi there new friend! Thanx for the add and I hope you had a great holiday weekend!
    <3 PJ

  • Posted on 11/24/2010 by NaughtyNikki   
    I love your work

  • Posted on 11/17/2010 by Nymphette   
    You are brilliant.

  • Posted on 11/16/2010 by MadameS   
    I love love your work!!!!

  • Posted on 11/11/2010 by onirico   
    Dude, you are an inspiration! i'm a big fan of your works, please watch my film about my next photoset and let me know what you think
    http://www.vimeo.com/16715421

  • Posted on 11/09/2010 by KidLiquorus   
    Love the new set. Love them all, actually. I just want to know how the hell you got your hands on a DeLorean.

  • Posted on 10/27/2010 by Jack the Klicker   
    Was looking at some of your sets!!! Fabulous work and great variety! Keep up the great work. .

  • Posted on 10/19/2010 by ricyoung   
    I agree.. I love your profile pic.. I need to get some new pics of myself some day..

  • Posted on 10/19/2010 by ricyoung   
    I agree.. I love your profile pic.. I need to get some new pics of myself some day..

  • Posted on 10/19/2010 by ricyoung   
    I agree.. I love your profile pic.. I need to get some new pics of myself some day..

  • Posted on 10/19/2010 by jmcarthurphoto   
    I particularly like your profile picture. I wonder if you had someone else take it, or it was on a timer.

  • Posted on 10/15/2010 by reflectedglory   
    Love that new set of Ancillatilla. Outstanding

  • Posted on 10/09/2010 by Trailer   
    I can't get enough of your work, it's amazing.

  • Posted on 09/29/2010 by Stephanie Marie   
    Absolutely beautiful work

  • Posted on 09/25/2010 by kasara   
    Your latest is by far your best. It matches your profile description. <3

  • Posted on 09/24/2010 by antietam   
    nineteen thirty eight is so beautiful!!

  • Posted on 09/23/2010 by Lyndsey_Love   
    Your work is so beautifully outstanding! My goodness! Every set! I am in love!

    XoXo

    Lynds

  • Posted on 09/21/2010 by DrewOrrinBrown   
    I wanna be you when I grow up.

  • Posted on 09/17/2010 by islabelle   
    I've entered the Playboy contest... so here's that naughty librarian fantasy you've always been waiting for at http://www.zivity.com/models/islabelle/photosets/6 !!!

  • Posted on 09/16/2010 by Dolly Dahl   
    so excited to have you at the wedding!!

  • Posted on 09/13/2010 by islabelle   
    Thanks for the add! I hope you like my latest, "Beaded Beauty" at http://www.zivity.com/models/islabelle/photosets/5 and you can now find me at http://twitter.com/islabellezivity !!!

  • Posted on 09/07/2010 by nfern   
    your photos are gorgeous. i just wanted you to know

  • Posted on 09/06/2010 by Corvid   
    Your work is absolutely brilliant! But, it was after seeing your fantastic "vs. nicotine" video that I realized you are someone to admire.

  • Posted on 09/06/2010 by Corvid   
    Your work is absolutely brilliant! But, it was after seeing your fantastic "vs. nicotine" video that I realized you are someone who admire.

  • Posted on 09/06/2010 by antietam   
    new set is stunning~

  • Posted on 08/19/2010 by The Chemist   
    good shit! loving the new set

  • Posted on 07/21/2010 by DrewOrrinBrown   
    Your 'about me' is by far the best I've ever read. Fantastic stuff.

  • Posted on 07/17/2010 by Blainedix   
    Loved "Nymph"

    I will have some sets up soon with the lovely Betty Legz and Morgan Hatha

  • Posted on 06/30/2010 by darkgoth   
    phenominal work!

  • Posted on 06/28/2010 by adrian_louise   
    your darth vader set is fucking amazing and i love it.

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