When is Zivity gonna start allowing video content? I may dislike doing it, but I dislike wearing clothes outside as well. But I do *that! (w
Why do they ask you "Please press 1 for English, then put you with someone who's accent is so thick you can't understand them?
Marriage is like the IKEA of relationships. Easy to walk into, confusing to piece together and difficult to exit.
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
Is it considered sexual assault if a midget walks up to you and says you hair smells nice?
Apple was going to make an Ipod for kids, but Itouch kids isnt a very good marketing name.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
I'm not saying lets kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
Angelina & Brad called their biological daughter Shiloh. I think we should all pray that little Shiloh Pitt is not dyslexic.
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, push it. Threading a needle tricky!
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
The length of an essay should be like a woman's mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting.