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About Me

post-it poems for kate e kaboom

all i can think about
is the momentum of your legs
across some poor boy's path.
is gonna leave a mark.

you have made thighs
warning signs;
all the boys
of traffic violations
what comes next
is an accident of planning.

the casting of fishnets
leaves them all gasping
across your deck
a variety of life
attempting to draw breath
and you
navigating by starlight.

-Jacob Johanson

The Bride Came D.O.A.

She was born into lobby living,
occupying the largest penthouse,
in the grandest hotel,
on the most elegant boulevard,
in the most sophisticated city,
in the entire world.

She is destined to parachute pure MDMA
on a fabulous California beach
with the Sultan of Brunei, the President of Italy
and the Dali Lama.

With a delicate voice-over fortune,
you loved her the first time you saw her,
snorting China White
at the corner of 18th and nowhere special,
because a vein could simply not be found.

She is the jewel in the center of Kansas City’s forehead.
The fizz in a tall intoxicating Tom Collins.
The summer smells from a vacant lot,
wearing around her a glow, mixing
the ecstasy of loathing and the relief of lunacy.

In comparison, you are as bland as mayonnaise.
Speaking in full sentences to yourself in absentia.
Slow-witted, oblivious to the dark of the moon,
spreading its one good wing at a severe pink distance.

Her walk is theatrical and emerald-green.
So nuanced, you get lost in the flex of her gait.
The mix of perfume and turpentine.
A water-voiced coin in the landscape.

She is the Blanche DuBois of the Great Plains.
The Holly Golightly of Vine Street.
Mrs. Robinson inviting George Bailey over
for tea and cookies and a blow-job.

And of course, there is always the cornholing.

She is hysterical perfection.
A drop of bright blood
encased in immaculate crystal;
battery acid beating
in the heart of a sapphire.

Perfection drawn close,
shinning in the cold.
A boom lowered.
Living theater drawing its final curtain
with the tenderness of a wolf.
Perfection, exercising its tendency to over-reach,
violently exiting the stage long before the 3rd act ends.
Horrible and fascinating.

After her, there will be mornings
when you will wake up so sad,
that even the blooming of 100 popular flowers
will seem like little more
than a test pattern.

-David Smith


Living theatre


Kansas City, MO

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Posted on 07/30/2010 by KateEKaboom   
Either it was stolen, or misplaced and then picked up later, I'm not sure - but my almost 200$ LED hula hoop that I use to do trick hoops is gone.

So I am having a PRINT SALE to help replace it! 25 dollars for an 8x10 of any pic from my sets or incentives. ONLY TEN PRINTS WILL BE SOLD at this time.

OH, and if you want i'll sign and even kiss with lipstick (color of your choice, lol) your print!

This is my :'-( FORMER hoops maker: http://www.cosmichooper.com/store.htm

Thanks to you all for the help,
<3 Kate

  • Posted on 08/18/2010 by Vivka   
    Im moving out to sunny LA!

  • Posted on 08/10/2010 by AHPhotography   
    I wish I had saw your page/sets earlier. I'm in kansas City, MO tonight and would have liked to got together and shot a set. I travel here quite often though. So hopefully we can shoot during one of my trips.

  • Posted on 08/08/2010 by hollystar   
    hi :)

  • Posted on 07/14/2010 by KateEKaboom   
    New set for the cigar contest, "Cigar Noir" just went live!

    Vote for Cigar Noir to get the never-to-be-published, smokin' hot second half of that set!
    5 votes gets 5 shots
    6 votes gets 6 shots
    7 votes gets 7 shots
    and so on.

    If you vote more times than there are shots, i will send you a just-for-you thank-you video! The more generous you are, the more *grateful* i will be. ;-)

    Love you all!

  • Posted on 07/26/2010 by Trix   
    We need to chat again soon!

  • Posted on 07/06/2010 by EViz   
    I'm hoping it will be this Sunday!!! I have been on this site for probably a year now & i STILL haven't done one... I feel lame.. but hopefully Sunday!
    Love your sets!!! & can't wait to see more!

  • Posted on 06/16/2010 by dDanielle   
    Gorgeous! <3

  • Posted on 06/09/2010 by TameBabyParrots   
    the red hood set is cool.

  • Posted on 06/09/2010 by Vivka   
    aw, thank you. A lot of work went into it, but ah well. It was a set Ive always wanted to shoot... so Im happy to have done it. =) I really cant get over your avatar. vavavoooooom. One day, we must shoot together.

  • Posted on 06/09/2010 by AgentWhimsy   
    gorgeous, GORGEOUS new sets! i better become a full member so i can vote for you :D

  • Posted on 06/07/2010 by TameBabyParrots   
    Thanks for being a friend :)

  • Posted on 06/05/2010 by Vivka   
    So happy you won the UpsideDown contest ... its one of my top fav sets on the whole site. Glorious and beautiful. <3

  • Posted on 06/03/2010 by Cyan   
    Thanks so much for your feedback!

  • Posted on 05/31/2010 by AgentWhimsy   
    uh, those poems about you are amazing.

  • Posted on 05/29/2010 by AgentWhimsy   
    you're kind of a big deal.

  • Posted on 05/23/2010 by sally   
    you came IN with a bang! very happy to have you in our community <3

  • Posted on 05/12/2010 by Kitty me-ow Mcmuffin   
    gorgeous first set. very talented you are!!!

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