aegisblade2 is all jazzed up. No, really, my voice is raspy and I can suddenly play the trumpet.
I came into the world naked, covered in fluids and screaming. If I'm lucky, I can leave the same way.
CAUTION: Extreme naivety.
Talking people into/out of ridiculous things.
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i’m a member of the midnight crew/
i’m a night owl and a wise bird too/
home with the milk in the morning/
singing the same old song/
rise with the moon go to bed with the sun/
early to bed and you miss all the fun/
bring your wife and troubles it will never trouble you/
make her a member of the midnight crew
thanks for being friends ;) i've recently been on an awol kick. my fav song atm is dirty filthy soul. i've been a kmfdm fan for a while. so cool you like them too! xx
aegisblade: COMIC SANS ON A LETTERHEAD
aegisblade: I see comic sans
aegisblade: I picture a fat, bald guy named Don
aegisblade: Just yuckin' it up at the water cooler at a used car lot
aegisblade: In ohio
aegisblade: But his yucks are all like
aegisblade: bad puns about the local sports teams
aegisblade: and everyone secretly hates him
aegisblade: then his wife leaves him
aegisblade: I think this is getting away from me
Heart to you! <3
Stars, horseshoes, clovers, blue moons, rainbows and balloons to you! :D
and Frosted Flakes. My very favorite of sugary morning kisses! <3
Nothing will ever beat Quisp. Nothing.
Oh ho ho, we're going down that path, eh?
And now, hopefully you have the theme stuck in your head. If not: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo
Get a load of all that cheesy 80s cock rock
dude I was obsesssssed with Hulk Hogan as a kid. Like, a young small tiny kid. I would always rip my shirt off. In public. ... not much has changed, actually....
Now instead of an oddly successful Luigi cosplay...you can do an oddly successful Hulkamania set! Heck, you might even be able to make it a multi set with a lady Ric Flair or lady Ultimate Warrior. Oh the possibilities.
Currently drawing up plans for the next gen roflcopter: the orthoroterowaffleluftwaffeinuterocopter.
Both my user icon and my profile picture are both from my defunct web comic. The user icon duck thing is HE THAT HUNGERS, summoned by taking an extremely high dose of NyQuil. He's pretty harmless, as he just hangs around and bugs people for nachos.
The profile picture is a part of a series of haiku entitled, 'Morning Deliverance.' (It's about taking your first morning pee.)
Remember: everything's better inside a pillow fort. :D
Also: aww shucks. *looks at the ground, kicks a pebble*
Hopefully, it's nostalgia for old timey radio.
Malt shops, sock hops and poodle skirts?
When people said, "Rustlin' my jimmies" unironically! :D
Alas, my pillow fort in New Jersey doesn't have rocket propulsion. Yet. Else, I'd be down for going to Make-Out Point in the Studebaker.
Also: aw, shucks. This thread is out of control. :D
If you ever run for president, the old-timey nostalgia can be your platform ."A chicken (or vegan substitute) in every pot!"
Jello salad, jello shots and da jell-o a fleebaflapdoo with the puddin' pops.
Though, you probably wouldn't have to bribe people to win the vote.
Is it a fascination of the scientific kind... or is it... *removes glasses* far more sinister?
That's a solid "far more sinister" if I ever heard (read?) one. I should warn you that my pillow fort is enchanted by powerful magic.
haha Nah, the magic just makes unlimited hot cocoa.
Alternate answer #1: No, no, but you don't understand...it's the magic... *of friendship*
Alternate answer #2: Bwuahaha! Yes! Dragons, then dinner, dancing, a movie and perhaps back to my place for some frost-clouded hatespire going through your gates of attrition! *evil look*
I really had no idea where I was going with this.
I always wanted Christopher Walken to play the part of Mecha Godzilla. And there'd have to be a sassy friend. I'd like to tap the ghost of Frances Bay for the role.
Also, I did no such thing as raping my own thread. Frost-clouded hate spires and gates of attrition is probably the best metaphor I've ever come up with.
Now if only I could do the same to the masses, I'd be all set. Also, I just blushed so hard my friends asked me what exactly was going on. haha
Truly, any compliments have that sort of power over me. Flattery will get you *everywhere*
Seriously, I hear a compliment directed my way and I swim in an ocean of befuddlement
Oh my. I'm going to have to add extra layers to my pillow fort. Perhaps some fluffy ballistae as well. :D
Okay, so you may be immune to fluffy ballistae, but are you immune to the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? I THINK NOT.
Check and mate.
Alternate reply #1: I SHALL FILL THE MOAT WITH GALLONS OF WHOLE MILK AND CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!
Alternate reply #2: Men! Arm the catapults with delicious cereal!
Alternate reply #3: Intolerance? Are you racist against gluten?
Actual reply #1: haha Dang. So much for that.
See, when you word it exactly like that, it's no fun.
hahaha omg This gives "...and here's a copy of the home game!" a whole new meaning! :D
See, that'd be awesome, but PETA would probably stage protests, then there'd be a fucking Sarah McLachlan commercial with sad hippos and some prominent politician would accuse us of hippo racism and stuff...
Aww man. We could rock some hippo headed capes and tight spandex outfits to promote the live-action board game! Man, the possibilities...
*Shatner* I..don't believe...that I ...can. *dies* *leg quivers slightly* *tongue droops*
...depends on how you plan on reviving me. ;) haha! Shazam!
It's all an optical illusion, of course.
Alternate reply #1: *dramatic pause* It was actually...my evil twin! Dun dun DUN! *removes goatee*
Alternate reply #2: Are you racist against ghosts? I'm totally calling the ghost ACLU.
Alternate replay #3: *MAN'S SECRET FANTASY* To be strapped to a cold, steel table and hoisted into the midnight sky while lightning strikes repeatedly strikes. Bonus points for whispering in a sexy voice: "Swiggity swive, it's alive!"
See? I'm full of PSAs.
This must be why I am so successful with the ladies.
See, it's super easy via the interblag, but I contract the nervous-flop-sweat-foot-in-mouth anywhere else. :D
Suave? Nah, I'm just a big, goofy guy with a large vocabulary. Kind of like this: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rh8b1/
I'll probs find one at some point. I should probably check behind the couch/underneath said couch's cushions.
hahaha See, that reminds me of the saying, 'I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer,' which is pretty terrible. D:
hey, thanks for the add. how are you?
Sending you some slippery wet goodies... thank you for the votes!! <3
Thanks for accepting the add!! Hope you are enjoying my newest sets! Let me know if you'd be interested in some sexy incentives!!
Sending you some goodies, darling... thank you so much! <3 Same email at aegistblade1? ^.~*
Oof, totally worth it. As for the profile, my Paypal got hacked and no one knew how to change my payment method here at Zivity. So, here I am, in my second incarnation.
Well, happy to have you back, darling. <3