CapnRon’s Favorites
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10 votes cast
Grey Skies wont keep me out .... by ghettomonk with Vivka
“Because Vivid invented both the Narwhal and Unicorn.”
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5 votes cast
Number One with a Bullet by tmronin with Vivka
“I think you have a totally neat vagina. Like, if Hallmark made a card that said "So I like your vagina..." with all kinds of bears and hearts and glitter on it I would send you it. ”
4
3 votes cast
Coulrophobia by CorwinPrescottII with Vivka
“I hate clowns, so this set made my wang confused.”
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1 vote cast
Hose off! by mfarring13 with RizzoFord
“Due to a terrible boyhood injury my penis was replaced surgically with a portion of garden hose. So basically it's like a whole set of her touching my hose-cock, and I like that. God I'm stoned.”
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1 vote cast
In the Garden by CorwinPrescottII with Vivka
“something something vagina something something.”
