Pirate Photography is Today is the worst day of my life. I will be gone for a while.
People call me Kitten. Mostly because I spend alot of my time dressed as a cat and being a crazy old cat lady despite only being 23. I change my hair colour a lot, currently it is orange.
I'm the sort of girl who wears minnie mouse ears on a day to day basis and is much too tall.
I'm actually even taller than my boyfriend, its good though, he doesn't have a 'tom cruise' complex.
I love country music, which doesn't go down well in England, so lets help me move to the US where its more acceptable?
I live with my boyfriend Kaoru in a nerdy flat stuffed full of wrestling figurines and dvds. We love being geeks.
I love photoshoots with models who aren't afraid to get naked and climb trees and cut up their knees for me. I love models who smile when I get out my Lensbaby because I love my Lensbaby and Lensbaby love me and like to send me things :)
I'm a mess of polkadots and leopard prints, Hello Kitty and green eye liner. I don't like glitter but I do love sequins.
I dream about having an army of cats and a Hello Kitty themed house.
I like to get pierced but I still don't have my first tattoo yet.
I'm accident prone beyond belief and have crazy allergies. I'm technically allergic to myself.
I pick up accents far too quickly and have no social life to speak of. All my friends are in the computer.
My boyfriend, photography and cats, yeah, that about sums up my life.
Optical assistant/photographer
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Thirteen, Head Cheerleader Dead Cheerleader, Dead Weekend, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Crow
Dirty Weekend - Helen Zahavi, Bitch Goddess Notebook - Martha O'Connor, Fight Club - Chuck Palahnuik
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Calendar
4th February - 'Harvard' with Tamara Marie
10th February - 'The Greenhouse' with MelissaHayward
17th February - 'Peaches and Ice' with CharlotteRabbit
1st March - 'Cosy' with Tamara Marie
7th March - 'Brick Wall' with CharlotteRabbit
13th March - 'Taxidermy' with MelissaHayward
20th March - 'Chained by Carrion' with Maja Stina
2nd April - 'Nightblooming Cereus' with Melissa Hayward
3rd May - 'Rouge' with Melissa Hayward
My 2012 calendar is now on sale! $45/£30 including shipping to the US or UK (prices can be worked out for elsewhere), includes Vynx, Jessica Abidde, Tamara Marie, Fawnya Frolic, Maja Stina, Roswell Ivory, Alivya V Free, PeggySoo and Deanna Deadly! Email me to place an order piratephotography13@yahoo.co.uk
I have an amazon wishlist, because a gal can dream right? Gifts would also be rewarded!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/registry/wishlist/1TPMPFCLRAX23
Hello Miss! Hope you're doing okay!? :D
I am so sorry to hear that. i hope you will be back soon.
Hey there! I just want to let you know that my 2do set has been updated! :D
i'm new here so lt would be great if you like it, some sugerences or anything! let me know :)! I will apreciate that!
Here is the set : http://bit.ly/yE6lAu
Thank you!! xxx!
Have a nice day!
Hi, sorry to hear you are having a tough day, hope you will be back soon, miss you already x
hope everythings okay hun! sorry to hear bad day xxxx
I'm sorry yu are having a bad day of you ever need to talk message me I'm a great listener and I've resently went through a horrible experience
Whats wrong?
I took some stuff to make your stomach work that she gave me and so far its really helping. Hopefully it will be clear enough for them to look at my stomach next week.
aw that is great, I am glad its working!
thankfully yes!
I know, it's FREEZING, isn't it? I'm snuggled up in my cuddly warm dressing-gown here. Just put the kettle on for a cup of tea to try to get warm.
it is soo cold, really wish I could find my hat for the walk to work! Think tomorrow will require two pairs of tights instead of one, glad to be back home and in a snuggly jumper :)
Still cold today, and I am shooting an outdoor set for the Seduction contest. Wish me luck!
bad experience unfortunately, got chased by a horse when I was about 11
When is your birthday? I bet you're looking forward to your week off. Any special plans for it?
12th February :) It actually works out I get about a week and a half off which is wonderful! Going home to see my family, gonna shoot with Jessica too :)
Not long now, then. It'sll be great to see another shoot with Jessica too.
it will be our 20th together! I think at this point we are practically married haha
Spent the weekend making a bunch of art, so I'd say it was, thanks. I trust the weekend treated you well, too?
creating art is always good! My weekend was surprisingly good, I actually got to have a saturday off which never happens!
Hi. Thanks. Her name is Chloe. I have two cats. The other ones name is Kim.
How are you?
she is such a cutie :) I have two called Seven and Rokki.
I'm pretty good, had a long day at work but now home to relax! you?
Just had supper. Have a very sore stomach and for who knows what reason my doctor will not call me back despite my mom leaving about 5 messages for him.
Otherwise I am okay. Just in a lot of pain.
oh no! I hope you hear from them soon and start to feel better :(
I hope so. I am really angry at him as I been trying to get hold of him for a week now. My mom left him messages but not even once did he call back.
I don't blame you! that is ridiculous. I would be so fuming
I am but I will phone my normal doctor tomorrow and tell her. She said I must call her if he does not call. She most likely will book me into hospital. At this stage I wouldn't object as this pain has been going on for 1 and a half weeks now.
that is such a long time to be in pain :( please do make sure you call her and get yourself sorted!
I will. I will call her the first thing tomorrow.
Please do keep me updated!
I will let you know what happens.
He finally called this evening. He will admit me. Maybe even tomorrow. He will call again in the morning.
I am glad you finally got through, I hope things get sorted and better for you tomorrow
I hope so. The waiting is killing me. He will also while I'm in hospital get the nerve study done on my hand at the same time.
I really hope they get you sorted, hospitals are no fun, but hopefully it will mean they can treat you properly
I hope so. I can only hope he finds out what the problem is and why my stomach is bloated even though I have been on diet.
I hope they do, I think not knowing what is wrong is the hardest part, once you know, you can fix it and deal with it!
terrified is not the word haha, panic attacks will be had if I am near one!
Hi..yes pretty good response so far..look forward to your entry as well..you do very nice work:)
thanks lovely :) hopefully will have an entry up in a week or so!
Great:)..can't wait to see it:)
Thank you, love. Having a great birthday so far. Being spoiled by my family with lots of lovely prezzies/ Have a great weekend too!
glad you are! You deserve the most wonderful day :) hope you have a lovely evening xx
Thank you very much. Looking forward to the meal this evening. Hope you are having a great Saturday.
It seems to be all sorted :D
aw good :) I'm glad!
Have a great weekend!
No, we were fine, thanks. It all happened very quickly, and David was so calm about it. He changed the wheel and we carried on to London and collected his new car. It's beautiful! A 3 year-old Renault Laguna. We had a gret drive back home!
I am glad he was calm about it, sounds like a good man to have in charge in that sort of situation :) Laguna's drive really nicely, my Dad used to have one I would borrow and it was great!
Yes, it's a really smooth drive, and his car has lots of cool features-heated seats, automatic wipers and lights, climate control. Maybe I could borrow his car and leave mine in its place. Think he'd notice? Hmmm, better not! I want him to submit my Valentine set today, so better keep on the right side of him!
hehe maybe wait till he has that uploaded and then take it for a spin! ;)
Can you believe it? He didn't wnt to go out in his new car tonight, because it was raining and he didn't want to get it wet!!!!
aww hahaha! that is so cute, it'll have to get wet at some point!
I know. He's so funny. It's like his new baby.
thank you!! :)
so welcome!
mew i wish! ive been wanting to shoot with u forever lol
it has to happen one day, it has to!
I love your new set with Melissa. Another lovely new Zivity model. I will send her a friend request now.
thanks :) We have a lot more to come! She is lovely. She is away in India right now, so if she doesn't accept for a little while that is why!
In India! Lucky girl! I look forward to seeing more sets from her soon.
Your new set is STUNNING <3
It makes me sad not to see my name in your upcoming sets though :(
xxx
it makes me sad too! I hope we get to do something soon <3 I am glad you like it! xxx
Awww, it's a shame you have to work today! Be sure to make time to relax and have fun this evening.
And I discovered today I am working tomorrow too, boo! I thought I had the day off. I got my new hair dye through though, so I think tomorrow night I will dye my hair :D and then I will feel fun again! Tonight involves South Park and pizza, a good night :D xx
Oh no, sorry you have to work Sunday too. Hope your day goes well, and have fun dyeing your hair tonight
Well, We did it. 200 each. WOW! Let's go have a drink.
hehe, I'll take a pepsi!
Thank you. I am really pleased to be in the top 10 for both voters and votes. Hope you had a good evening,
saw your post...bdays are the best. Mine is in 27 days, 6 hours, 57 mins and 20 second...yeah I have the count down going! Its the only time I get to travel the seven hours home and see family!
aw I bet that will be so lovely for you! I'll be going home to my parents for mine too, I live about 3 hours away, so I do get to see them every other month or so. I love how precise your countdown is haha!
I will keep that in mind:)))) Thanks:)
so welcome :)
Great!!!!!! I look forward to it:))) You do great work here so im suer it will be wonderful:)))
Thank you :) Roswell is perfect for something really pretty and girly for it, such awesome curves and hair! :D
Can't wait:))
when are you next this way hun x
not sure lovely, possibly in February for my birthday, I will let you know when I know! x
Ooooo :) I'll make cupcakes any excuse to bake haha x
yaaaay I love cupcakes <3
Any plans for the weekend? Hope it's a good one for you.
I have work tomorrow, but I have sunday off, so I'm aiming for a nice relaxing day. I'm having a sort of experiment with my doctor to try and make treatment for my head pain better, but it will mean getting sick in the mean time, so I will sleep and relax! What about you?
I hope the new treatment will work for you, even if it does make you sick short-term. I have a quiet weekend planned,and then driving down to London with David on Monday to pick up his new car (well, 3 years old, but new to him). It's a 4 hour drive, so I am going with him to keep him company.My son is arriving home for the weekend this evening, and staying till Tuesday morning.
thanks lovely, I hope it does too. Just not looking forward to the being ill part in the mean time! Bet it will be nice to have your son home :) me and my Mum are already planning for my next trip home which is for my birthday, she rang yesterday to say she was treating me to a spa day with her!
That will be something to,look forward to. I won a spa day last year in a crossword competition, and took one of my daughters with me for a real pampering day. It was lovely! When is your birthday? Mine is a week on Saturday. Not sure what we're doing for it yet.
February 12th :) I will be reaching the grand old age of 24! I am so looking forward to it, I've never done anything like that so it will be a lovely treat. I hope you are having a big family get together for your birthday :)
You will love it, a full day of pampering! We felt really spoiled when we went last year. All the family will be home for my birthday except my second daughter in Australia, and we will chat on Skype. She's coming home for 2 weeks on 10th February though. I can't wait!
aw I bet you are so excited for that! How long is it since she was last here?
Really excited! She was over last March for 2 weeks, when we had that early heatwave. It was warmer over here then than in Australia!
oh wow! I forgot it was that warm last year, we had crazy snow and heat waves haha
She's coming over for a special occasion in February. Our eldest daughter is getting married on 11th Feb, the day before your b'day. She is gay, and is marrying her partner. It's going to be a really special family get-together!
oh that is absolutely wonderful! Congratulations to your daughter and her partner :) I am sure it will be a beautiful day
Thank you. It is very exciting! Busy time, but everything is organised, so not much left to do.
aw that is great, hopefully it will be a relaxing and lovely day :)
It will be, and they will both look lovely!
Hi..forgive me for not saying this sooner..You are doing and have been doing really great work here.......bravo:)))))))
aw thank you so much lovely :) that is so sweet of you to say. I am so determined to shoot something for your contests!
It is such a beautiful set too. Really classy!
thank you lovely :) I think that sort of photography is what people mean when they say someone is nude, rather than naked, if that makes sense? I shoot a lot of naked, but that is nude.
