Addictedimage is ...........................

About Me

I am made of old motorcycle parts and scar tissue. I have a soft spot for small fluffy animals. I fall for women that burn my stuff when I leave them. Porn Is boring. My life is not. Conan hates it when people talk about themselves in the third person. I have never seen a ninja...neither have you...no one has.ever. I have broken more bones than you have had birthdays. Making love is for frenchmen and old people. I'm Italian. Italians fuck. I hope to die while being eaten by a lion, because then I'd at least get to punch a lion before I die. Stretchpants are the downfall of our society. I am a fan of home surgery involving a bubble bath, strong whiskey, and lots of swear words. My woman is a sexual predator. I had my midlife crisis at 15. Women rule the world. Men are only here to move furniture and open jars. Sex should involve bruises and limping the next day. I drink so much coffee I can see around corners. Scars on women are hot. Scars I leave are hotter. Men should wear nice suits and drink expensive gin. These hipster douchebag fucks in their too tight pants and ironic trucker hats will be the first against the wall. My woman is a lesbian, and she is turned on by tentacle porn. She only puts up with me because I'm a good cook. In college I majored in philosophy and checking the mail in the morning to find out where you were. Aristotle was an idiot. The Simpsons is genius. I hope to someday own a monkey and a jetpack.

Occupation

General Mayhem.

Favorite Films

7 samurai.

Favorite Books

Charles Bukowski.

My Superpower

Fueled soley by cigarettes and angst.

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Posted on 09/07/2009 by Addictedimage   
Being both Irish and Italian my brain is currently having a race war with itself. Debating merits of both the Italian sensibility of driving a really fast vehicle into a lake or the Irish desire to run off and live drunkenly in a bush. I could go either way right now.
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  • Posted on 11/02/2009 by Heather_Cullodena   
    Hell yeah!!!! That would be frickin' sweet :)

  • Posted on 10/18/2009 by Heather_Cullodena   
    Oh and I'd say go with the Irish way of life ;) Me being Scots-Irish and all...

  • Posted on 10/18/2009 by Heather_Cullodena   
    Have you seen?? My second set is live! Come by and check it out :)

  • Posted on 09/09/2009 by Mike Larremore   
    Your frazetta set is amazing. Really nice work.

  • Posted on 09/08/2009 by Fractured Frame   
    We WILL have coffee and cigarettes with you, at some point... and you can point and laugh at our jackassery. :P

  • Posted on 08/16/2009 by Christine Kessler   
    Dr. Steen, always on call. Now I have to make it up to you AND the bday girl.

  • Posted on 08/12/2009 by carbondecay   
    Tu parli litaliano? lei ho deto che tu sei italian e non facciamo Lamore pero Ficcamo bene =) Questo e la verita!! Tutti gli femmini lo sanno questo e per questo siempre vengono da noi!!!

    -Carbon Decay

  • Posted on 08/12/2009 by carbondecay   
    p.s. I prefer djarum blacks ANY DAY lololol! Unfortunately We have to prepare and buy ALL teh DJARUMS NOW!!!! because our "great" president is BANNING Djarums for good!!!!!!!\

    goddamn MOFO!

  • Posted on 08/12/2009 by carbondecay   
    hey man!! great stuff! loved the photograpehr showcase you submitted, i wish my life was that interesting LOL

  • Posted on 08/10/2009 by Calliope   
    Love your work, keep up the rawness

  • Posted on 08/09/2009 by Icka Boo   
    Thank you for the votes, Conan! :-)

  • Posted on 08/08/2009 by SomaStardust   
    i love your work!
    shoot me sometime ;)

    ~soma~

  • Posted on 08/08/2009 by GennaBee   
    tentacle porn is preeeetty cool.

  • Posted on 08/01/2009 by Heather_Cullodena   
    My first set went up today!!! Come by :)

  • Posted on 07/21/2009 by VampireKitten   
    ...inspired...

  • Posted on 07/20/2009 by Kamileon   
    as always, with your images I'm impressed.
    for your camera I'd love to get undressed.
    ...............
    xo

  • Posted on 07/20/2009 by TatianaMango   
    Your work is inspiring. I voted for your last set :)
    My first set ever went live today... come check it out!

  • Posted on 07/16/2009 by CorwinPrescottII   
    your work is the unfair kind of sick

  • Posted on 07/15/2009 by Lornography   
    Your showcase is so visually stunning it almost hurts for me to look at it... really. xxo

  • Posted on 07/15/2009 by tmronin   
    love the showcase - inspiring and grand. i hope you get your jetpack, you deserve it.

  • Posted on 07/10/2009 by Naturally   
    You rock! I Love your work- Please keep a look out for my first set- going live on the 29th!! xoxo

  • Posted on 07/10/2009 by Naturally   
    You rock! I Love your work- Please keep a look out for my first set- going live on the 29th!! xoxo

  • Posted on 06/30/2009 by EyeOfRa   
    Wow, the video with Nicotine is a work of ART! Wonderful color tones, and the varying speeds and syncopation is fabulous!

  • Posted on 06/17/2009 by YnotPhotography   
    Fucking. Rad. Movie.

    !!!!!!

  • Posted on 06/15/2009 by Damanda   
    That video is HOT...fucking awesome work...nice one

  • Posted on 06/09/2009 by Shurie   
    hey, guy who brings Mischa! Bring Mischa to LA!

  • Posted on 05/27/2009 by JessicaRue   
    You have some amazing sets here. Hope your well, Jessica x

  • Posted on 03/25/2009 by JillianAnn   
    the wall needs more coffee

  • Posted on 03/13/2009 by Christine Kessler   
    I like making you forget what you're going to type. It's my life's work.

  • Posted on 03/06/2009 by Cyan   
    I think Zivity is a lot of fun. Hope you do too. :-) Have a great day!

  • Posted on 02/27/2009 by wil1   
    Looking forward to seeing you around the Ziv again soon! But, alas, we're out of jalapeno chips...

  • Posted on 02/27/2009 by Vanessa   
    Would you ever wrestle in a pit of snakes?

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