"My mom friended me on Facebook, but models and photographers friend me on Zivity!"
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I am made of old motorcycle parts and scar tissue. I have a soft spot for small fluffy animals. I fall for women that burn my stuff when I leave them. Porn Is boring. My life is not. Conan hates it when people talk about themselves in the third person. I have never seen a ninja...neither have you...no one has.ever. I have broken more bones than you have had birthdays. Making love is for frenchmen and old people. I'm Italian. Italians fuck. I hope to die while being eaten by a lion, because then I'd at least get to punch a lion before I die. Stretchpants are the downfall of our society. I am a fan of home surgery involving a bubble bath, strong whiskey, and lots of swear words. My woman is a sexual predator. I had my midlife crisis at 15. Women rule the world. Men are only here to move furniture and open jars. Sex should involve bruises and limping the next day. I drink so much coffee I can see around corners. Scars on women are hot. Scars I leave are hotter. Men should wear nice suits and drink expensive gin. These hipster douchebag fucks in their too tight pants and ironic trucker hats will be the first against the wall. My woman is a lesbian, and she is turned on by tentacle porn. She only puts up with me because I'm a good cook. In college I majored in philosophy and checking the mail in the morning to find out where you were. Aristotle was an idiot. The Simpsons is genius. I hope to someday own a monkey and a jetpack.
General Mayhem.
Fueled soley by cigarettes and angst.
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I like it when you yell at me and tell me what to do.
Now... how'd the time travel go?? Did you get the cheese from Jesus??
Being both Irish and Italian my brain is currently having a race war with itself. Debating merits of both the Italian sensibility of driving a really fast vehicle into a lake or the Irish desire to run off and live drunkenly in a bush. I could go either way right now.
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i am amending that last comment, touching and creative is what i meant to say, for art, to me, has to be touching to translate as art
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love the darth vadar set :) truly touching and artistic
You need to NOT be in Cali... So we can shoot :)
I still wonder from time to time what happened to the rest of the pictures... *shrug* I'll be in the area soon. Catch up...when I'm not a sick girl, well physically anyway. :)
Hey, thank you for accepting my friend request... and thank you for your latest set. It was one of the most touching things I've ever seen.
Holy crap, man...what a soul jerking set. I can't stop looking. Thank YOU for being such an amazing photographer AND individual.
Your newest set was INCREDIBLE. Just gorgeous. I wish you both all the best <3
sorry zivity post button wasnt cooperating LOL
You are brilliant and I wish Mischa stays safe & Healthy & things can begin to look brighter soon for the cause you are supporting!
i mean WOW! I really hope your words and images make it to the heart and souls of the rest of the world. You are brilliant and I wish Mischa stays safe & Healthy & things can begin to look brighter soon for the cause you are supporting!
Dude... yo k now that itchy feeling you get in your nostrils when u try to hold back from crying... your blog and set kinda did that to me... o wait i think i left the water running .. o no thats just my tearducts... WOW man...
AMAZING new set... So well done.
your new photoset is fucking beautiful, it made me cry.
Thank you for the add, friend. ;)
Your images are fantastic.
Best. Fan message. EV-ER!
My goodness...The new set is soo fab!! I seriously need to make my way to San Fran...
It's getting a little hot in here.... Come cool off with me! The Pool just went live!
http://www.zivity.com/models/larana/photosets/13
dood! yew RAWK!!!!!
Amazing work! And the Nicotine video? *drool*
My first set just went live, you should check it out :3
p.s. I would love to do a zivity set sometime :P
Hell yeah!!!! That would be frickin' sweet :)
Oh and I'd say go with the Irish way of life ;) Me being Scots-Irish and all...
Have you seen?? My second set is live! Come by and check it out :)
beautiful sets. your video with nicotine is so hot too.
Your frazetta set is amazing. Really nice work.
We WILL have coffee and cigarettes with you, at some point... and you can point and laugh at our jackassery. :P
Dr. Steen, always on call. Now I have to make it up to you AND the bday girl.
Tu parli litaliano? lei ho deto che tu sei italian e non facciamo Lamore pero Ficcamo bene =) Questo e la verita!! Tutti gli femmini lo sanno questo e per questo siempre vengono da noi!!!
-Carbon Decay
p.s. I prefer djarum blacks ANY DAY lololol! Unfortunately We have to prepare and buy ALL teh DJARUMS NOW!!!! because our "great" president is BANNING Djarums for good!!!!!!!\
goddamn MOFO!
hey man!! great stuff! loved the photograpehr showcase you submitted, i wish my life was that interesting LOL
Love your work, keep up the rawness
Thank you for the votes, Conan! :-)
i love your work!
shoot me sometime ;)
~soma~
tentacle porn is preeeetty cool.
My first set went up today!!! Come by :)
...inspired...
as always, with your images I'm impressed.
for your camera I'd love to get undressed.
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xo
Your work is inspiring. I voted for your last set :)
My first set ever went live today... come check it out!
your work is the unfair kind of sick
Your showcase is so visually stunning it almost hurts for me to look at it... really. xxo
love the showcase - inspiring and grand. i hope you get your jetpack, you deserve it.
You rock! I Love your work- Please keep a look out for my first set- going live on the 29th!! xoxo
You rock! I Love your work- Please keep a look out for my first set- going live on the 29th!! xoxo
Wow, the video with Nicotine is a work of ART! Wonderful color tones, and the varying speeds and syncopation is fabulous!
Fucking. Rad. Movie.
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That video is HOT...fucking awesome work...nice one
hey, guy who brings Mischa! Bring Mischa to LA!
You have some amazing sets here. Hope your well, Jessica x
the wall needs more coffee
I like making you forget what you're going to type. It's my life's work.
I think Zivity is a lot of fun. Hope you do too. :-) Have a great day!
Looking forward to seeing you around the Ziv again soon! But, alas, we're out of jalapeno chips...
Would you ever wrestle in a pit of snakes?
