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About Me

I like to collect people's cats. I have fifty or so from the neighborhood. Then when they post their "lost cat" flyers I take the flyers home with me and fantasize about it really being my lost cat as I spank it. So I spend a lot of time at night roaming the neighborhood and trying to keep track of who's coming and going, who probably loves their cat the most, etc...

I am also a traveling writer/musician/blogger/comedian/couchsurfing nomadic wanderer w a really interesting reproductive system.

Occupation

Part-time miscreant, full time man of adventure

Location

Jefferson City, Columbia, Kansas City, St. Louis, Springfield, Missouri, MO, Mo (in that order)

My Hometown

Me and my brother Hypnos live in a cave by the river Styx...

Favorite Music

Blues

Favorite Films

Blade Runner, B-Movies

Favorite Books

Anything fucked up

My Superpower

Total Immunity to Hoochie Powers

My Tags

Whats six-foot-five, weighs 285 pounds and wants to shoot you? Wait, thats not really a tag, is it...

145 Friends

 

Friends are great! These are mine:

  • TylerRexan
  • Shebari
  • TheSinfulSideofSSD
  • Photogofer
  • miser42
  • Kealani
  • Bear
  • Damsel
  • GigiRose
  • DougBudzak
  • SarahBeth
  • SciFiFantabulous
  • AlyaGoddess
  • RizzoFord
  • Kitty
  • CalamityJ
  • RiannNova
  • zerotia
  • Mewes
  • CandyLust
  • Nile
  • AlexandraNicole
  • Cyan
  • sally
  • Natalie Darling
  • tarajensen
  • DICKERSON9000
  • RavynBlack
  • CGPhotography
  • ABrinton
  • luxlee
  • Atticafaye13
  • Zzy
  • trinidadstjames
  • Marc Castro
  • Keithos172
  • Lehigh
  • Anthropix
  • CorwinPrescottII
  • PixiePie
 
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Posted on 03/01/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
In writing my new MM bio- titled 'for the love of Zivity' I coined (as far as I know) two new Zivity words. TFZ- time for Zivity... And Ziviginty, which Zebrah totally stole from me by recruiting me and turning me on to this great site.

Use them all you like and let me know if they've already been around so I can stop feeling so cool.

  • Posted on 05/02/2013 by PixiePie   
    Hey there! How have you been? Just droppin by to say hi :)

  • Posted on 05/02/2013 by ZoelieLynn   
    Thank you for accepting my FR <3

  • Posted on 04/27/2013 by GigiRose   
    lol Ziviginity :P

  • Posted on 04/15/2013 by Shakikai   
    Hi there new friend. :)

  • Posted on 04/09/2013 by PixiePie   
    Hi there! How are ya?

  • Posted on 04/05/2013 by EnglishBabs   
    Have a great weekend! Are you doing anything exciting? Any shoots this weekend?

  • Posted on 03/31/2013 by KatrinaWhite   
    Lovely new set! :)

  • Posted on 03/30/2013 by EnglishBabs   
    Happy Easter! Have a great weekend, and I hope the Easter bunny will bring you lots of chocolate eggs.

  • Posted on 03/25/2013 by Nile   
    Hello new friend! Thank you for accepting the add and for the love on my bat booty set :)

  • Posted on 03/25/2013 by Lehigh   
    ahem... ;)

  • Posted on 03/25/2013 by EnglishBabs   
    I love your new wall post. Great new Zivity words, and as far as I am aware, they have never been used before.

  • Posted on 03/21/2013 by Just_Lisa   
    A million!! Holy cow! ;-) Can't wait!

  • Posted on 03/21/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    I know right? It's taking forever, as you might imagine.

  • Posted on 03/21/2013 by Just_Lisa   
    Oh my gosh, I've been told that several years ago it used to take weeks to get published!

  • Posted on 03/21/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    No idea, Zebrah lured me into this a couple months ago and her stuff went straight up. The biggest delay is just getting all the paperwork ducks lined up...

  • Posted on 03/18/2013 by PixiePie   
    Hope you had a nice Saint Patty's Day! I had poopy farty work. *~*~*~*

  • Posted on 03/21/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    You are poopy farty work, sister ;-)

  • Posted on 03/21/2013 by PixiePie   
    HAHAHAHA? Wait a sec... huh? LOL

  • Posted on 03/21/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    ;-)

  • Posted on 03/18/2013 by JasmineDukes   
    thank you for the FR, great work :) xox

  • Posted on 03/16/2013 by modeljennalynn   
    lol your about me cracks my shit up! hilarious!

  • Posted on 03/16/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    And it's all true. I'll get some of your sets posted tonight so keep yo eyeballs open

  • Posted on 03/05/2013 by MissRain   
    Thanks for the add! Love your sets with Zebrah!
    Welcome to the Zivity side ;) x

  • Posted on 03/05/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Thanks! Shooting five new lovelies I recruited from from KC this weekend. Gonna be sweet to have some new faces!

  • Posted on 03/03/2013 by Marc Castro   
    Thanks for the FR. Welcome to Zivity! Wow, you're on a roll with four sets already! Best of luck on your TFZ-ing! Can't wait to see your upcoming sets.

  • Posted on 03/03/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Thanks man! I've got a ton of new models lined up ;). So keep your eyes peeled.

  • Posted on 03/02/2013 by THInc   
    thank for the love bud your cage set is so hot and kinky i cant take it!!!
    xoxo
    Lady M.

  • Posted on 03/02/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Awww, thanks! That was all Zebra's idea. I met her and three minutes later she was naked in a cage... I was like-this chick is pretty cool! LOL

  • Posted on 03/02/2013 by allylyn   
    thanks for the invite! I've got a shoot today but I'll finish editing my profile later tonight. This site is really cool! I really like how it's set up :)

  • Posted on 03/02/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Glad you made it! Good luck on your shoot. Hope to see you pretty soon. :-)

  • Posted on 03/01/2013 by Just_Lisa   
    Hey, thanks for the friending! Glad Zebrah brought you on. I appreciate your edge pushing.

  • Posted on 03/01/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Thanks! I love this place bc people like you are so cool to everyone ;-)

  • Posted on 03/01/2013 by Just_Lisa   
    Aww! It all goes around. Good in-good out-etc.

  • Posted on 03/01/2013 by Anthropix   
    Thanks for the sweet compliment ^^ love your sets with Zebrah she is such a cutie. haha I love a man of adventure I want to try couch surfing but a lil nervous :/

  • Posted on 03/01/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    It's not as bad for me bc I'm not a sexy young chick. But I still watch my ass, lol.

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by LadySutton   
    You friended me because of the 'feline aficionado' thing on my profile...didn't you? *narrows eyes*
    ;)

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Yes, and you responded. ;-)

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by LadySutton   
    I did...all the better to keep an eye on you...
    see that sideways glance on my icon there? ...Yeah, I'm watching you ;)

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Well, that's the plan

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by LadySutton   
    job well done then :)
    Though, I will be keeping the felines in an undisclosed location...

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Ha. You underestimate my mad skills.

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by LadySutton   
    pfft. You underestimate mine.

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    I'm not scared of you...

  • Posted on 03/01/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Soooo not scared. ;-/

  • Posted on 03/03/2013 by LadySutton   
    ^_^

  • Posted on 03/04/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Awww.

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    You too!

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    I believe it is...

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by EnglishBabs   
    It's great to meet you, and I am glad you are settling in well here on Zivity. We're a friendly crowd here! Just curious about your profile pic. I can't quite makeit out
    Have a great Thursday! I am going out to shoot an outdoor fetish set today.

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    It's just a sketch for a cartoon. I was trying to see if that empty spot was the thing keeping me from a complete profile pin... :-)

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by EnglishBabs   
    And now you have your complete profile pin!
    I had a fun day today, and my shoot went really well. How are you today?

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Great to hear that! I'm great, thanks. You?

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by EnglishBabs   
    Doing great, thanks.Just got back from my circuit trainng class.

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by KatrinaWhite   
    Hehe I like your username :) Thanks for the friend request!

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Thanks!

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by KatrinaWhite   
    Welcome! :)

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by Sexy_Maria   
    Hi there new friend!! <3

  • Posted on 02/28/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    :-)

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by jmphotography36   
    Thanks for the add and positive comment.

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Definitely!! ;-)

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by cladonia   
    Hey thanks for the add. I used to work on site in Joplin years ago. You are a nightime cat-stalker?

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Well, I don't really stalk them. I just keep track of where they are and then I snatch them up when no one's looking.

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    I think I deleted Babs's comment :-(

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by Shebari   
    HeyyyyY!!! FuriousTurtle! Thanks for the friend request hun. I see you mention that yo are new around here? How are you liking it so far....Not many cats modeling here I'm afraid...But there are one or two models being cats! ;)

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    I love it so far- so much more fun than model mayhem and other places. I can't wait to go out and drag a whole bunch of people here.

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by Shebari   
    Aw cool! I feel the same way! It is a fun place to be.....To bad all of the new photographers have the Atlantic Ocean between them and I ;)

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Maybe not forever- some of us are pretty mobile ;-)

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by Shebari   
    Well ain't that just a a big, fat, interesting statement! Ooo! Do keep me informed on that count, dear :) xxx

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Ha. Will do!

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Getting the ball rolling... I'll be headed out across the great states of the Americas before too long,so grab yourself a ticket...

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by tmronin   
    thanks for the kind words, i swear i do my level best not to suck. LOL!

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    That's very kind of you! Yes, I hope to have a lot of stuff when I get back from this trip. I think there are a lot of people who would love to be on Zivity that just don't know about it-so I'll go find them in rope them in ;-) Wish me luck!

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by sobootyful   
    Thanks so much!!

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    You too!

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by GigiRose   
    Thanks! It was a fun set to shoot, I hope people like it :) xoxo <3

    Also if you are a cat collector, you will get along great with the lovely Underjoyed http://www.zivity.com/models/Underjoyed

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    I think so too.

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by Pirate Photography   
    aw thanks lovely!

  • Posted on 01/15/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Give me a second, I've never done this sober before...

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by PorscheJones   
    Thank you! LOVE your sets, Zebrah is one of my favorite models on here!

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Aww. That is so nice. Thank you!

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by studiozinc   
    Hello, thanks for the "Friend"!

  • Posted on 02/27/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Good luck!

  • Posted on 01/16/2013 by Kealani   
    Love all your sets with Zebrah! Sexy work! <3

  • Posted on 01/16/2013 by FuriousTurtle   
    Thank you! Congrats on your Sharkie win!! ;-)

  • Posted on 01/14/2013 by Zebrah   
    hey there put up a picture of you!!!! i am so exicted that the sets are up and cant wait to see how they do, i hope your liking what you see zivity has so much to offer, i hope to see more work from you!

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