Addictedimage is no longer a photographer. I sold my camera. Now lets see how many people are still interested in me...
I am made of old motorcycle parts and scar tissue. I have a soft spot for small fluffy animals. I fall for women that burn my stuff when I leave them. Porn is boring, my life is not. Conan hates it when people talk about themselves in the third person. I have never seen a ninja...neither have you...no one has. Ever. That's kinda the point, if you've seen one, that's not a ninja. I have broken more bones than you have had birthdays. Making love is for frenchmen and old people, I'm Italian, Italians fuck. I hope to die while being eaten by a lion because then I'd get to punch a lion before I die. Stretchpants are the downfall of our society. I am a fan of home surgery involving a bubble bath, strong whiskey, and lots of swear words. My woman is a sexual predator but because she's tiny and cute and has big sad eyes like a small fluffy animal she gets away with shit that would have the rest of us locked up for life. I had my midlife crisis at 15. Women rule the world, they are just nice enough to let us think we are in charge. Men are only here to move furniture, open jars, and hold purses while they talk about us in the bathroom. Sex should involve bruises and limping the next day. I drink so much coffee I can see around corners. Scars on women are hot, scars I leave are hotter. Men should wear nice suits and drink expensive gin, these hipster douchebag fucks in their too tight pants and ironic trucker hats will be the first against the wall when I'm in charge. My woman is a lesbian, and she is turned on by tentacle porn. She keeps me around because I bring her coffee in the morning and for other food preparation needs. In college I majored in philosophy and checking the mail in the morning to find out where you were. Aristotle was an idiot. The Simpsons is genius. I hope to someday own a monkey and a jetpack.
Conan Soranno is a daikaijū, a fictional Japanese giant monster. He spends most of his time destroying Tokyo with his electric fire breath attack.
Charles Bukowski, and non-fiction classics...like the dictionary.
Fueled soley by cigarettes and angst.
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Please don't leave comments on my wall asking me to look at or vote for a set, it's a sure way to see that I don't. Another thing, don't leave comments thanking me "for the add." I add everyone that requests so It's a bit annoying to have people smearing stuff all over my wall just to show everyone. Really, no offense, but if you really want to communicate something with me send me a message.
Peace love and chicken grease,
Conan
My new featured set, Cupid's Bow is in the Valentine's Day contest. 20 votes gets all bonus photos from 3 sets of y our choosing and 30 votes gets a 51 photo self shot set never to be published on zivity because it is way too hot!
http://www.zivity.com/models/Gwendolyn/photosets/53
Dang you are real & hard!!! Thanks for the add... Lol! J/k great photography you have!!
I don't care if you don't take pics. Hope your having a good week
I'm still interested! Just because you sell your camera doesn't mean anything...once an artist, always an artist...it runs through your veins.
hey hun how are ya
I'm not thanking you for an add or trying to get you to vote for me. I just think your work is amazing & I so wish we could make some magic together. Hit me up if you're ever in my area & we could shoot some smokin sets for the Ziv ;)
Take care, happy new year!
Xoxo
~A
7 samauri!
YES!!!!
Have I been naughty or nice this year? Well why don't you come find out! 10 votes gets all the bonus images and 25 gets you a video. Then you can be the judge ;)
http://www.zivity.com/models/Gwendolyn/photosets/50
xoxo
Hey there, thanks for accepting my request :)
Happy thanksgiving!
hey you love the set caged
hey darling how are you lately
Thanks for the add. It's ok you have some great work. Bet a camera will find your hands again
Wow thats too bad sorry to hear you stopped shooting. I never shot with you but you were very talented. So what are you doing now?
your work is stunning!
Hey you how's your week going? Love your work.
bummer, you do great work. I'm sure things will turn out better for you in the long run.
You are still pretty awesome without a camera. I sold both my Nikons to make rent =(
Hi new friend :) how are u?
Hey doll!! Just put in my new set "GLOW" check it out and let me know what you think!! :D I am new to this but having a BLAST!!
http://www.zivity.com/models/Hailey87/photosets/1
Thank you for accepting my friend request! :)
Thanks for the friend add. How did you like my first set? You have alot up here and very good
So... this is a happy day! I have come out of the Darkages with internet connected back on to my PC. To celebrate this vote 10+ on any set and view the entire shoot in Hi-Res, that could be up to 150 images (depending on which set you choose).
Your "Parchment Revival" set with Watson is sublime! You're lighting is exquisite and the props are to die for :)
Cheers!
CinnomanAngel<3
I'm definitely still interested in staring at your gorgeous images!
Posted on 07/19/2011
by Cyan
We will always be interested in you as long as you have a chinchilla.
sad to hear you no longer have a camera, big admirer of your work, I hope you enjoy whatever like brings you next and that you continue in some form of creative endeavour!
Wait. What??
I hope your next venture is as creatively satisfying for you! Best wishes!
we want you even more, now that you're unattainable!! ;)
My evil plan has worked! Mwuahahahaaaa! *ahem*
Greetings new friend!
Wow wow wow. I love your work!! Incredible !
Soo.. out of curiosity Mister Italian man.. how do you go about setting up set shoots with you? Eh? ;p
I loved reading your "about me" thanks for the treat. Would love to be shot by you when I get back from Brasil :)
Posted on 06/08/2011
by Cyan
check out your badges :)
I love reading the dictionary before going to bed, then I have chatty dreams!!! do you also like Krean movies??? you would love 3 iron, it has a number!!!
and thanks for friending me :-)
xoxo
Hey there. I'm just dropping by to say hello and let you know that I have a ridiculously hot set, Banana Split, in the food contest with awesome incentives. Come check it out and let me know what you think :)
You are a genius!!! I'm a fan of your gift =)
LL
Best. About Me. Ever.
This the man, right here...
your last set is original, creepy, amazing, beautiful, weird and fucking fabulous!
your last set is original, creepy, amazing, beautiful, weird and fucking fabulous!
Hello to you! Thank you for the add :) Hope you are having a great day!
sa gheimhreadh is so amazing. belfast is just gorgeous. i love that set...its very dreamy. well done!
you're a dreamy man.
:D Amazing
Hi friend, how are you today? ^^
xooxoo
love your job!!
amazing, thanks for the fr : )
If you're image sets are as creative, interesting and fun as your bio ... which, I'm sure they ARE ... I can't wait to see them all. I'm off to take a look! Annie
Woo-hoo!!! Kick them Hipster Douchebags right in the pussies we all KNOW THEY HAVE!!!LOL
Woo-hoo!!! Kick them Hipster Douchebags right in the pussies we all KNOW THEY HAVE!!!LOL
Congrats on ranking!!! So inspirational.....let's get together & blow em outta the water! I just know that you & I would have the chemistry needed to get us some featured sets & win some prizes ;) Lemme know if you're interested.....
Xoxoxo
~Adrian
Thanks man!
Congratulations for the ranking! you're an inspiration for all us here.
I would so love to collab w/you someday....your work is kickass & most inspiring! I'll burn your stuff any day sweetie LOL
Xoxo
~Adrian
PS Greek Goddesses FUCK too!
Posted on 01/11/2011
by Cyan
congrats on photographer of the year by voters.
would your monkey get to go on your jetpack adventures with you?
Have a great 2011 dude and keep with your amazing art, you are a truly inspiration for everyone!
Thanks for the add! And, thanks for making such awesome art!
I want to shoot with you! Your sets are unreal!
I love your sets <3
you should come up to Portland some time. Your work is amazing :)
Hi there new friend! Thanx for the add and I hope you had a great holiday weekend!
<3 PJ
I love your work
You are brilliant.
I love love your work!!!!
Dude, you are an inspiration! i'm a big fan of your works, please watch my film about my next photoset and let me know what you think
http://www.vimeo.com/16715421
Was looking at some of your sets!!! Fabulous work and great variety! Keep up the great work. .
I agree.. I love your profile pic.. I need to get some new pics of myself some day..
I agree.. I love your profile pic.. I need to get some new pics of myself some day..
I agree.. I love your profile pic.. I need to get some new pics of myself some day..
I particularly like your profile picture. I wonder if you had someone else take it, or it was on a timer.
Love that new set of Ancillatilla. Outstanding
I can't get enough of your work, it's amazing.
Absolutely beautiful work
Your latest is by far your best. It matches your profile description. <3
nineteen thirty eight is so beautiful!!
Your work is so beautifully outstanding! My goodness! Every set! I am in love!
XoXo
Lynds
I wanna be you when I grow up.
I've entered the Playboy contest... so here's that naughty librarian fantasy you've always been waiting for at http://www.zivity.com/models/islabelle/photosets/6 !!!
so excited to have you at the wedding!!
Thanks for the add! I hope you like my latest, "Beaded Beauty" at http://www.zivity.com/models/islabelle/photosets/5 and you can now find me at http://twitter.com/islabellezivity !!!
Drunken Irish fighting songs, huh? Nice :-)
Your profile makes me smile.
Bring your fun self on over and check out my latest set for Zivity's birthday, there's also a super sweet incentive offer right now, full details on my page.
http://www.zivity.com/models/CordialLee/photosets/1
your photos are gorgeous. i just wanted you to know
Your work is absolutely brilliant! But, it was after seeing your fantastic "vs. nicotine" video that I realized you are someone to admire.
Your work is absolutely brilliant! But, it was after seeing your fantastic "vs. nicotine" video that I realized you are someone who admire.
new set is stunning~
good shit! loving the new set
Your 'about me' is by far the best I've ever read. Fantastic stuff.
Loved "Nymph"
I will have some sets up soon with the lovely Betty Legz and Morgan Hatha
phenominal work!
your darth vader set is fucking amazing and i love it.
your darth vader set is fucking amazing and i love it.
beautiful girls, beautiful work.... Sounds like a good life to me ^_^ I wish I was in SF
Great body of work. Congratulations.
Thank you for accepting my friend request. Amazing work!
I think... I <3 you... Your amazing :-)
